Eyes over here ladies…
If you wouldn’t mind prying your attention away from the pics a moment, I’d like to introduce you to my new pretend, celebrity boyfriend, Australian born Chris Hemsworth—most recently known for his upcoming role as Thor, the God of Thunder…and, yes, that IS a hammer in his pocket.
What happened to my former flame, Chris Evan’s? Well, things just burned out between us. But fortunately this hammer wielding hunk full o’ hotness, was there to catch me on the rebound.
So the deets. The truth is Chris and I got off to a rocky start when he wrenched my heart out portraying ill-fated George Kirk in the opening scenes of J. J. Abrams' 2009 film Star Trek. As a rule, I’m not a fan of men who make me cry. But Chris was determined to show me he was more than just a Lycra sporting, self-sacrificing baby daddy to James T.
He was also 6’3” and had recently upgraded his already flawless physique with a jaw dropping additional 20lbs of solid muscle for his role as Thor—a part he beat out is brother, Liam, for. That additional bulk took his status from mere morsel of man candy to one massive slab of all powerful man-god. I was swayed.
Of course, it’s not all about the looks *clears throat, glancing guiltily away*. Chris and I have more than just thunder rumbling chemistry between us. We have tons in common.
Chris was born 11 August 1983, a year I remember fondly. He’s incredibly strong, and I need someone incredibly strong to carry me around princess style without gasping for air. We’re both married (hence the unfortunate “PRETEND” qualifier).
Recent film credits include:
The Avengers (pre-production) - Thor
2011 Red Dawn (completed) - Jed Eckert
2011 The Cabin in the Woods (completed) - Curt Vaughan
2011 Thor - Thor
2010 Ca$h - am Phelan
2010 Ollie Klublershturf vs the Nazis (short) - Chad
2009 A Perfect Getaway - Kale
2009 Star Trek - George Kirk
And a couple more gratuitous hot shots...just for kicks.