You haven’t met? Oh where are my manners, this is Chris…
…Err, no, not my husband Chris. (Awkward pause, as I take a shameless feel and whisper something soothing into my six foot, clad in spandex and making it look manly, pretend, celebrity boyfriend’s ear)
No, this is American actor Chris Evans, star of the upcoming CAPTAIN AMERICA and long-time top-tier slot holder on my hierarchy of hotness.
Chris and I met back in 2001 when he starred in NOT ANOTHER TEEN MOVIE and took the fast track to my heart by baring his ripped bod while making me laugh. Yeah, I admit it, I’m all about the shredded abs coupled nicely with a super sense of humor. Get me laughing and you’re half way there. Do it with whipped cream on a perfect body and well… lol, we’re talking about something pretty special.
Yes, born June 13, 1981, Chris is full ten years younger than I am. Has it gotten in the way of our one-sided scorching hot lust? No, not even a little bit. How could something as trivial as age interfere with a fantasy romance based on a body that looks as good in skin tight spandex (um, just for clarity, we’re talking about HIS body here) as it does out of it. See his role as the Human Torch in FANTASTIC FOUR (2005) as evidence.
What’s the secret, you’re wondering, to the longevity of this unconventional affair of my mind? While the laughs and pin up physique certainly don’t hurt, I think the thing that really keeps me coming back is his smile. And before you slap this window closed in some disgusted huff, cursing me for ruining a perfectly tawdry set-up… let me assure you I’m not talking about anything nice with that smile business. In fact, for the sake of clarity, let’s just call it his almost smile.
So lazy only half of it goes to work, so effective that’s all it takes, Chris Evans’s smile might make you think naughty little boy if it didn’t have such grown up intent behind it. Caught somewhere between bored and amused, that cocky, come-on-you-know-you-want-it twist of lips is all confidence and promise of a good time. He looks like a guy who doesn’t take himself too seriously, unless serious is what the moment requires. He looks a lot like the kind of guy I like to write about.
And that’s why Chris Evans is my Male on Monday. But that’s just me. When it comes to ManCandy, what makes your sweet-tooth ache?
Mira’s second book, FRONT PAGE AFFAIR, is available now through Kindle, Nook, and on-line through the eHarlequin site, and will be hitting the shelves in print Jan 11, 2011.
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