Anne McAllister, having sent off her book this week, has wound down so far she isn't even here. But her column is!
All Americans over the age of ten know the story of Tom Sawyer by legendary author Mark Twain. Tom is our quintessential All-American boy -- generally good-hearted, not given to minding very well, perpetually avoiding Aunt Polly who would like to wash his ears and neck and generally shape him up, and almost always in possession of a good idea for getting out of working too hard.
My kind of guy.
And as I've just had sooo much fun this week getting my book off to my editor this week, I'm going to take a page out of Tom's book and let you have fun for a while.
One of Tom's jobs, as you may recall, was to whitewash a fence. It was not his idea of a good time. He'd rather have gone fishin' or exploring or done almost anything else. But he was stuck until he had a brainstorm.
He started whitewashing, but whenever other kids came along, prepared to feel sorry for him or give him a bad time, he brushed them off.
It was great fun, he told them. Too bad they couldn't do it. Well, maybe he'd let them if they were really nice. If they paid him, he might just allow them to help. But they'd have to take turns . . .
Amazing how much fun they had while Tom supervised.
So . . .
I'm thinking about a new book. It has to be a Harlequin Presents (that's what I have a contract for).
But I have such an embarrassment of riches in terms of possible scenarios, I thought maybe you would like the fun of helping pick some of the main bits.
I can't decide if I want to set it in a big city or a Greek island or some other enticing spot that might require a little on site research.
I have heroes galore. I have the standard sorts of "plot contrivances" I can play with, like a poet has 14 lines and a choice of rhyme schemes when he wants to write a sonnet.
And it's one of the most fun parts of writing a book. You didn't actually think sitting there typing was all that amusing and enchanting, did you?
Of course you didn't.
So . . . I thought maybe, while I'm off playing with the 8 month-old granddaughter you guys might whitewash the fence . . . er, play with some ideas for me.
Here are some of my options for settings:
- New York City
- San Francisco
- Greece (I could go, I could go, I could go!)
- Ireland (ditto)
- Some island somewhere
- New Zealand (I could go again!)
- a ranch in Montana (yes, this might be a busman's holiday for some, but maybe not for a Presents hero and heroine.)
- your suggestion
And then I need a hero. Some of these guys have turned up in other guys' books and tried to shanghai the plot:
the Irish ne'er-do-well
the Greek troublemaker
the Greek-American loner
the Navajo rancher
the hard-edged tycoon with a chip on his shoulder
Who he is will dictate who the heroine is, of course. But then, I do have to come up with a starting point -- some situation or contrivance that will get them together. Unless they've already been together -- and that's a potential "romance" starting point in and of itself. So among those I have are:
- fake fiance
- second chance
- marriage of convenience
- workplace romance
- virgin & the bad boy
- taming of the shrew
- wounded hero
- opposites attract
- your suggestion
But if you've always wanted to write a book because it's such fun (it is, it is, it is!) but the authors have already got all the good ideas and you don't want to be bothered with having to sit there and type, take a shot at suggesting starting point (and people and places) for my next opus.
Who knows -- you might be my muse.
I hope so. Because otherwise I'll have to ask you to write next month's column instead!
Commenters will have the satisfaction of knowing they've contributed to Anne's R&R as well as having a chance to win a copy of her Fiji island getaway book, The Boss' Wife For A Week. A winner will be drawn on next Thursday (when she gets back from R&R) and announced on her blog.
Her most recent release was One-Night Love-Child in which Flynn Murray, who hung around for six years (count 'em; he did!) waiting for his heroine's letter to catch up with him, finally got a happy ending. You can look at this to see if you think Dev deserves a book of his own.
And watch for Antonides' Forbidden Wife coming in November from HM&B Modern and (so they tell her) January 2009 in Presents.
And now...for some big news from our correspondent in the trenches, the fabulous BIDDY with her BOOK WITH BIDDY feature!
Break out the champagne, hang out the bunting, start putting the nibbles in little ceramic dishes, and let’s get this soiree started! Yes after waiting almost four months I have heard from Mills & Boon in Richmond and the lady she says… “If you would like to revise in line with our comments we’d like to see the full manuscript” YAY! In fact double YAY even triple YAY with a cherry on top! The comments are around making sure I don’t reveal the conflict too early and therefore lessening the tension. I can do this… can’t I?
All that happened about ten days ago and since then I have been celebrating pretty much every night… which explains the fragile state I have been finding myself in each morning. No it is not me avoiding the revisions, I have been in Tuscany with the girls and inspirational it was too. A Tuscan book is now in the plan, with a working title of ‘The Italian Stallion’, hey it is about an Italian horse breeder nothing too smutty here; but not, of course, until after the revisions for Dream Date and finishing the Artist. Which of course means I have to put ‘The Artist and The Ugly Duckling’ to one side and start the revisions. It is a bit of a wrench really as the writing for the Artist has been flowing well; I have written about a quarter of it and had a wonderful revelation about Lucas last week. But then again the wonderful Jack and Zoe from ‘Dream Date’ deserve to be polished and let loose on the world. And here are the photos that inspired them; the PR guru and the singer/songwriter or in real life, Hugh Jackman and Lori McKenna (who actually is a singer/songwriter).
In previous blogs you will remember I was having a tough time actually sitting down and writing but this last month… watch my fingers fly across the keyboard of my lovely Alphasmart Dana! This has something to do with me and transport… I have been writing on the train to the new job which works out well for bashing out a first draft it seems to be the only way I can write anything planes, buses, trains they all seem to get my creative juices flowing. I have visions of me in years to come going round and round on the Circle line as I bash out books. My dedications will be to Transport for London, London Underground and the man who elbowed me in the chest while he opened his newspaper.
But a Dana isn’t great for revisions so how can I do revisions on a train? I have been trying to figure this out all weekend (between eating and drinking some wonderful Italian fare). The commuter train I am on doesn’t have little tables to rest on and at the moment I use my Dana on my knee with me hunched over it (I see some backache in my future.) Hmmm all suggestions welcomed at the usual place.
I have given myself until the end of June to get it all done, this takes into account the day job, the radio, the voiceovers and the family member relocating halfway round the world. But as a project manager by training and profession I have actually written a programme plan which has built in a lot of “contingency” and the deadline for that is before RWA Nationals at the end of July!! Well I need time to celebrate all those little steps along the way.